Character Meme

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A meme between my character Lucian, and rage-chan's character, Vase. I love them so much. xD

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Vase: I don't have a full name. I'm just Vase.
Lucian: Lucian Serapaeus. >_> Call me Lucifer and you're dead.
Vase: Why do you object to being called Lucifer? *tilts head slightly*
Lucian: I don't like nicknames.

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Vase: *runs a hand through her hair and frowns* Fuck if I remember. I should be around...I dunno...26?
Lucian: 4039.. something like that.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Vase: In a bin somewhere, in Lucian's house, and no. :|
Lucian: Ancient Greece, here and no.

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Vase: *lights a cigarette and inhales deeply* Even if I knew them, I wouldn't want to remember. I don't have time to spend on someone who dumped me on the streets before I was one.
Lucian: My mother is a cold-hearted bitch who would love nothing more than to destroy the world. Don't know anything about my father.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Vase: No siblings. Not that I know of, anyway.
Lucian: I had a sister who was amazing. She used to make me the best pies.
Vase: *reaches out to touch Lucian's hand*

6. What is your occupation?
Vase: Occupation? That's a fancy word for a job. I work at the weaponry store just a few blocks away. Good business.
Lucian: *cough* Full-time god and businessman. I also run a popular nightclub.

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
Vase: 174 cm, I have no idea how much I weigh. Heavy, probably. *smirks*
Lucian: I would rather you curvy than stick thin. And I'm 6'4.
Vase: Damn, you're so much taller than I am.

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Vase: Red. And brown. Uninteresting. *shrugs*
Lucian: I love her hair. Smells amazing. Mine changes. Naturally blonde though. *looks disgusted*
Vase: I like you with frosted. *purrs*
Lucian: Eyes.. eyes are a sore subject. I tend to wear glasses. Sunglasses, that is. I'm not blind. >_>
Vase: You'd look great in any hair or eye colour, though. *pokes*

9. What is your race?
Vase: Race? White, I guess. Or maybe I'm a mix. Like a mutt. *shrugs*
Lucian: Stop it. |:
Vase: Who knew who my parents were.
Lucian: So? None of that matters to me.
Vase: I could be anything. *lifts a shoulder dismissively* Sweetheart, I think I could be sprouting tentacles and you'd still love me. *kisses warmly* I'm a lucky bitch. ;D

10. To which social class do you belong?
Vase: Social classes are passe, but I lurk in the underground side of life, if that counts.
Lucian: Upperclass. And so is Vase. Though I started as pretty much the lowest of the low.

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Vase: I can answer this for Lucian. ;D That man could be wearing a sack-cloth and ashes and still turn heads. If that's not attractive, I don't know what is.
Lucian: Mmm, and Vase just makes me burn. *licks lips*

12. What is your style of dress?
Vase: Some might say tatty, but I prefer the word comfortable. More importantly, they don't billow like damn curtains and prevent me from getting to my weapons.
Lucian: Depends on the situation.
Vase: Also, I prefer Lucian without clothes at all. It's just going to get in the way.
Lucian: Right back at you.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Vase: Only a very small scar; to be expected, considering the number of skirmishes I got myself into back in...back before I met Lucian.
Lucian: A few scars. One tattoo.
Vase: A gorgeous tattoo, too. *grins wickedly*
Lucian: Only you would know.

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Vase: Does being allergic to bullshit count? If not, then I guess no.
Lucian: I react weirdly to sprite. No idea why.

15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Vase: When it comes to writing, right. Using my guns or weapons? Both.
Lucian: Ambidextrous

16. What does your voice sound like?
Vase: Raspy. A little rough.
Lucian: I don't know. o.o I never pay attention to it. *laughs*
Vase: He has a smooth, sexy voice, coupled with a glib tongue.

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Vase: ...the normal kind?
Lucian: What she said.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
Vase: What do you mean, quirks? Does a temper count?
Lucian: According to Vase, I'm far too gift-happy.
Vase: Way too gift-happy. An unfortunate quirk where I'm concerned.

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Lucian: We took a bath together just this morning, if I recall. *low chuckle* And no perfumes here.
Vase: I bathe when I can. And no, no perfumes for me. Actually, I've had Liam tell me I constantly smell like oil and gunpowder. -__- That man is ridiculous.

21. Do you use body language? How?
Vase: I tap my fingers against whatever's handy when I'm nervous. If that counts as body language.
Lucian: I try not to give anything about myself away. *shrugs*

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Vase: Not...particularly?
Lucian: *snorts* Too many.
Lucian: Sometimes things have to go wrong, in order to end up right. Plus other philosophical bullshit.

23. What is your earliest memory?
Lucian: |:
Vase: ...Just so this doesn't get an [M21+] slapped on it, I'm going to say laundry. And leave it at that.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Vase: I didn't go to school. Couldn't afford it, wouldn't have wanted to, didn't have the time to. *shrugs*
Lucian: I was thrown out of home when I was what, 11? My parents didn't care much for schooling.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Vase: Never under-estimate street smarts. Helps you more in life than some paper-bound book.
Lucian: Well, I'm old enough to have seen almost everything people can throw at you. >_> Plus, learning is just.. one-touch with me.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Vase: Shitty. >.>
Lucian: Crappy.
Vase: Good, we share something else in common.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Vase: ...the best marksman in the area. *shifty eyes* Other than that, I just wanted to get out of the hellhole some bitch dumped me in.
Lucian: I didn't have hopes like that. I knew I had nowhere else I would be allowed to go.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Vase: Getting up close and personal, aren't we? *sarcasm* I can't remember. *shrugs dismissively*
Lucian: How the fuck would I remember? -___-

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Vase: *glares* Fuck off.
Lucian: Do I look like a virgin?
Vase: *smirks* Too hot to be one, in my opinion.

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Vase: Heck, I don't even know who my ancestors are.
Lucian: Seriously. Greeks worshipped my so-called family. *rolls eyes*

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Lucian: *flushes*
Vase: To be honest? When Liam's old pop took me in. Literally changed my life right there. If he hadn't helped me, I'd probably be dead by now.

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Lucian: Getting Vase to accept presents.
Vase: Stabbing the sonofabitch who tried to feel me up when I was six. I'm not taking any more presents, Lucian. :|
Lucian: You might. :|

33. What is your greatest regret?
Vase: Not killing him with the pen I used to stab him with.
Lucian: Not being able to save my sister.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Vase: I don't have many shameful moments...or so I'd hope.
Lucian: *shuts down*

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Vase: Wouldn't be a secret if I told. :|
Lucian: *laughs*

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Vase: Evil? It depends on how you see it. I don't think anything I did was particularly evil. I did what I had to do to get by.
Lucian: I don't think I've ever done anything evil. *headtilts*

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
Vase: First six years of my life as I knew it. It was a complete bitch.
Lucian: *wraps arms around her* After my father had my put into slavery. That started pretty bad.
Vase: Bet you got it worse than I did. *kisses cheek*

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Lucian: *laughs*
Vase: I was dumped here, grew up here, still living in this same old place.
Lucian: Been everywhere.

39. What is your alignment?
Vase: Rephrase.
Lucian: My what now? ^.~

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Lucian: Er, all of the above.
Vase: *laughs in amusement* I'd like to think optimistic, because I'm going to shoot down the other sucker before they get me. I'm as optimistic as they come.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Vase: *is too busy laughing to answer*
Lucian: *grins*

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Lucian: *laughs harder*
Vase: If Lucian says there's something, there's something. I'm not too fussed.

43. What is your greatest fear?
Lucian: Losing someone I love. Again.
Vase: Growing old and going blind.

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Vase: Assholes make me angry. Stupid assholes make me angrier. Lucian makes me happy. *shrugs* It's a nice balance.
Lucian: People who just try and cross me piss me off to the extreme. Vase makes me happy.
Vase: I beat you to it, ace. ;D
Lucian: I let you win. *winks*

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Vase: Basically evil, of course. What's the fun in good?
Lucian: There's no solid answer for that.

46. What are your views on politics?
Vase: A load of bullshit no one wants to step in but they do anyway.
Lucian: A bunch of grown-ups who bicker like children.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Vase: You want to do it, go ahead. Just gotta roll with the consequences, don't you?
Lucian: Gambling I couldn't care less about. Their life. Lie to me, end up dead.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Vase: Beliefs? I don't have beliefs.
Lucian: I'm my own belief.
Vase: In that case, I'm going to go all-out. :|

49. How much do you value money?
Lucian: I don't.
Vase: Lots, but I'm not about to go about accepting handouts.

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Lucian: Murder a child.
Vase: Murder and rape a child. That's the most despicable thing ever. *rubs her arms* Lucian, stay out of my head. xD

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Vase: Honey, I'm the most selfish person alive.
Lucian: Depends on who you think the greater good are.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Vase: I'm sitting next to mine, aren't I?
Lucian: Absolutely.

53. Are you superstitious?
Vase: No.
Lucian: *quirks eyebrow*

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Vase: I'll pass on answering this. I need some coffee. *grumbles*
Lucian: If I respect the person, I respect the beliefs.

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Vase: Pretty damn honest unless it gets awkward.
Lucian: I'm not good with feelings and thoughts.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Vase: None that aren't rightly deserved.
Lucian: What she said.

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Vase: Person with half a brain cell could guess this.
Lucian: She's answering these questions with me. And it's because she's amazing.
Vase: Right back at you, ace.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
Vase: What's with the 101 questions? Literally?
Lucian: *grins*I hate a bunch of people. For reasons nobody needs to know.
Vase: Exactly! We don't need to broadcast on the evening news who we hate and why. *frowns*

59. Do you have a significant other? Who? Why?
Lucian: *stares*
Vase: If by 'significant other' you mean 'husband', then no. :| Don't give me that look. *shifty eyes*
Lucian: One day. *winks*

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
Lucian: I'm a recluse, it's true.
Vase: Person like me can't have many friends, but Liam's as close as they get - he's like a brother. In all but blood.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Vase: To be honest? I can't understand most of them.
Lucian: There's only one of me in the whole world. You figure that one out.

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Vase: Initially? Cagey. Can't blame me if I thought the male race were general bastards.
Lucian: Eh. Have to deal with them at some point.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Vase: ...take your sick fantasies elsewhere.
Lucian: Well, I nearly got killed for calling her by adorable nicknames.
Vase: How unfortunate of you. *unsympathetic*

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Vase: *muses* He's got to hold his own. I don't have the damn patience to deal with a coward. Shouldn't try to tie me down, get lots of string attached. Shouldn't coddle me. Good in bed. *grins*
Lucian: She has to be hot in bed. And like to play with chocolate sauce.

65. How close are you to your family?
Vase: *eyes go cold and flat*
Lucian: Depends which part of the family.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Vase: Oh, god, no, especially to children. They're just mini-monsters waiting for you to trip up so they can eat you - and not in a good way.
Lucian: I already have the last one.
Vase: You have CHILDREN?!
Lucian: *squirms* I have a daughter.
Vase: ....great.

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Lucian: She does.
Vase: Are you kidding me? I thrive on getting in your face. I like pissing people off.
Lucian: Argue, I mean. *grins*
Vase: You know me too well.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Vase: Depends on the situation.
Lucian: Listener.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Vase: If I'm lucky? Never. -___-
Lucian: A century or two?

70. Do you hold grudges?
Lucian: Hell to the yes.
Vase: Honey, you don't want to know.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Vase: Social? *shudders* Why would I even condemn myself to such torture?
Lucian: She would boss everyone around, for sure.
Vase: I'd save myself the trouble and hightail it out of there.
Lucian: Even if I was with you?
Vase: That would be more tolerable, because then I could shove you into the social situation. With a tongue as smooth as yours, you should be fine.
Lucian: So loving.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Vase: Unless I'm kicking their asses, the answer is no.
Lucian: Not particularly.

73. How well do you express yourself?
Vase: Terribly.
Lucian: I don't like to express myself.

74. How quickly do you judge others?
Lucian: I'm good at snap judgements.
Vase: Fairly quickly, to be honest. If I don't like them at first glance, I'm not particularly inclined to pursue the matter further.

75. Do you care what others think of you?
Vase: *snorts* Why should I?
Lucian: Depends on the person.
Vase: Not often, anyway.

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Vase: I don't have enemies...because I deal with them. Simple. Take them out of the equation.
Lucian: I have far too many. And you don't need to know why.

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Vase: *frowns in slight frustration* Past-time? How the hell would I know?
Lucian: Sex with Vase. Blue. nada. some blades and my bike.
Vase: I do know that my weapons are priceless. Think about stealing them, and I'll be on your back faster than you can blink. Sex as a past-time? *lips quirk*
Lucian: With us, baby? Always.

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
Vase: No preferences.
Lucian: Entertainment.. *eyes Vase*

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
Vase: Yes, yes, no and no. I might smoke and stress my body with alcohol, but drugs...once you start, you can't go back. That's hardcore.
Lucian: No, yes but it does nothing. As for the rest.. no comment.

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Lucian: At the bar.
Vase: I -used- to spend it down at Liam's bar harrassing the people who made trouble. C: Good old days.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Vase: Fantasy? I don't have time for fantasies.
Lucian: I used to want a proper family.

82. How long is your attention span?
Vase: As long as I need it to be.
Lucian: Absolutely too long.

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Vase: I laugh more around Lucian. *dry* A proper bag of jokes, he is.
Lucian: Vase.. she makes me laugh. And that's about it.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Vase: Not really. Things can sicken me, but...shock? Offend? I've got a thick skin.
Lucian: I can get offended. Nothing shocks me these days.
Vase: Oh? What offends you, then?
Lucian: *shrugs*

85. How do you deal with stress?
Vase: Shout. Shoot someone or something. Throw something breakable. The usual. Or just hide somewhere with my supply of beer. Whatever works.
Lucian: Sex. Lots of it.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Vase: Athletic? I can run. Fast. Artistic? Might as well ask an elephant to slap mud on a canvas.
Lucian: Not so artistic. But I'm a decent athlete.

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Vase: Generally no, and definitely no.
Lucian: Both of the above. What about Emmett?
Vase: Emmett's all right. So far. If he starts chewing on my clothes, god help him, I'll boot him out. :|
Lucian: You can't boot out an adorable ball of fluff.
Vase: How adorable can he be when he's destroying my things? Not very adorable.

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Vase: Definitely spontaneous. It's all good and handy to have a plan in emergencies, but plans stifle you.
Lucian: Totally depends on the situation.

89. Do you have a pet? If so, what is his/her name? Species? Fur color? Etc…
Vase: I suppose Emmett counts.
Lucian: We have a fluffball.
Vase: A tortoiseshell fluffball.

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Lucian: I can't judge something without a situation.
Vase: I can't very well answer this, so I'll do it for Lucian. His strength is that he cares; he mightn't seem like he's anything more than an horny god, but there are layers to him. Like an onion. Not a flattering image. And his weakness? It's -because- he cares - he gets all protective and stifling. -_-
Lucian: I'm an onion?
Vase: If you are, you must be pretty delicious.

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Vase: There's no point.
Lucian: *shrugs* I don't know.

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Vase: You don't have to be a genius to guess this one. Introverted.
Lucian: Stupid question. |:

93. Do you like yourself?
Vase: Right now? Liking what I see. *shrugs indifferently*
Lucian: No,
Vase: Well, hell, don't you dare change yourself, Lucian. I like you just fine the way you are. *jabs with a finger*

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Vase: I used to go for a run, every second evening or so. Just to keep myself in shape, nothing strenuous. I don't do it as often any longer. *muses* I should pick it up again.
Lucian: I go with the flow, really. Need daily time with Vase, of course.

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Vase: I don't have a goal. I just live day-by-day.
Lucian: *snort*

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Vase: *looks at Lucian warily* I'll pass on this question.
Lucian: Wherever she wants to be.
Vase: Don't be so quick to answer that until you know where I'm ending up. 8|

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Vase: Would this be a wise question to answer?
Lucian: With honour.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Vase: That I kicked ass. *grins fiercely*
Lucian: Being a pain in the ass?

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Vase: Bitch. Cold. Unforgiving.
Lucian: I don't know. |:

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Vase: For Lucian? Sexy, persistent, mine.
Lucian: Ohh. Vase is delicous, sexy and 100% mine. |:

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Vase: Are you kidding me? Life without risks would be boring. *gives Lucian a sideways look and decides not to continue*
Lucian: I'm a risk, apparently. *grins*
Vase: No, you're not. Even if you are, it's something I'm fully prepared to tackle. *smirks*
Lucian: *purrs* I do like it when you tackle me.